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	[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="wherever"]well, its coolest to just be like "whatever, you bore me" because then you obviously just don't care. what's cooler than that? nirvana made this record once called "nevermind" (which means "don't think about it anymore") and they grew really popular, because they nevermind. they just shrug and are cool about things. inc is pretty cool in that respect, he just pisses people off and then jabs them some more and when they go nuts on him he's just like "stop freaking out you buttplug, lol" but people are cartching on, so i guess this place will be dead pretty soon, because everyone are too cool to be raging around funnily, besides being cool takes less effort i guess. [/quote] You're talking about what INC <I>used</I> to do. Now, he parrots the same accusations over and over in dramatically unfunny style. This place is <I>already</I> dead, but just like in <I>The Sixth Sense</I>, none of corpses know it. It's pretty fucking funny, in a very unfunny way. All the people who used to demonstrably chafe under SB are now left with no windmill to tilt against. Worse yet, they've all gone soft, complacent and boring thanks to nonstop interactions and huggy-wuggy bonding on IM. Gee, I wonder why Zseni and INC now back each other in arguments they had nothing to do with? Conversely, me, Stew and Ray have realized that maybe we can have some of the old fun now that the distraction of SB is gone. Oh, oops, it seems The Stooges+Cunt were happier that way. Zseni has been whining for me to leave her alone for awhile now. In other words, she wants to be able to come here and be her obnoxious self, but with the caveat being that nobody of real worth argue with her. Anybody with the mind and will to go toe to toe with her (Ray, ES) knows what I mean. Meanwhile: [quote name="The Usual Boring Caltrops Regulars"]HAHAHAHA BDR is so getting trolled.[/quote] Yes, I'm getting trolled. The sun trolls my eyes at dawn, BIS has trolled me good with their games. Gamefaqs writers all trolled me, sure. The guy who cut me off on the way to work today? Troll. Thus, instead of lively pointlessly antagonistic arguments, we get fucking Dr. Scholl's adverts: BDR: You're all boring faggots. Here's why. Fussbett (<I>secretely</I> on IM): Are you gellin', Creex? Creexul: Like a <I>felon</I>, hahahahahaha. INC: Look at BDR. He's <I>so</I> not gellin'. Some of those older IMs were pretty humorous, thanks mostly to Fussbett, who still has it in him, on occasion (just not of late - by his own admission, he isn't going much further than announcing veronica is a cunt). But all of that shit is gone. What's left, is mostly terrible. Remember when our forums had all the funny and our content was trying to keep up? Man, those days are gone; definite flip-flop there. There is no reason to believe there will be much funny, either, as long as our regulars stay so mincing and queer. This place is infested with a gaggle of the most mundane, mediocre, subintelligent lurkers who post the most atrocious one-offs and limp insults the internet has ever borne this side of fark, and most of you fags cite them as <I>resources</I>. It took one post and zero evidence to start the accusations that I am the new SB and that I hate all you ungrateful posters on my site. Yeah, except I never said any of that. I might hate you all, but not because I feel unappreciated. I feel like most of the people I knew here have been stolen and have had their nicks replaced by the janitor and poor imitators of INC, himself a poor imitation of the old Toutsuite. I feel <I>cheated</I>, because we kick off our new blue future minus the old hassles, and everyone's desperately trying to re-invent those same hassles. But not really because, you know, you're all too cool for that. Too cool to get into colorful arguments, too cool to be remotely fresh or entertaining, too cool to bother being anything but a forgettable poster on a rapidly-becoming-forgettable site. Cool? Lazy. Thanks for all the nothing, guys! [/quote]