Caltrops - Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"](6:01:57 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: it feels good ending one of those terrible marathon 2-2 stalemates on 2fort (6:02:30 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: :( (6:02:36 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Single handedly? 8( (6:02:40 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: snuck into the intelligence as spah and got it all the way to the bridge with a scout chasing me (6:03:42 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: if you get the intelligence out to the bridge from the basement, that's like climbing mt everest (6:04:00 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: or curing cancer (6:04:30 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Did you sap sentries? (6:04:35 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i said WHERES MY MEDAL in team chat and some guy over voice was like YOU DON'T GET A MEDAL (6:04:49 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yeah and i killed a demoman camping the grate with stickies (6:04:52 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: People always get offended when you point out how you basically won the game for everyone else. (6:05:09 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Ooooo I bet that daymomin was pissed on the freeze frame. (6:05:12 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: ray said there it was too awesome to be topped ~__~ (6:05:16 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i agreed (6:05:28 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Shame the rest of the team. (6:05:30 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: going to have to savor that win a little ~__~ (6:05:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: With their sucking. (6:05:41 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yes (6:05:47 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: of course they were camping the whole fucking time (6:05:54 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: like behhhhhhhhhhbies (6:05:56 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Unlike me because I have such balls. 8( (6:06:03 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: FAT TAUREN NUTS (6:06:58 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: you have to get the int out to the bridge for your team to get it of course (6:07:15 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: otherwise they won't bother (6:07:43 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: it could be in the enemys front entrance and it's like 100x as hard for them to get it (6:07:54 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: and it keeps getting more difficult exponentially the further in it is (6:08:46 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Yeah. (6:08:51 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: they were spy checking like crazy too (6:08:56 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i was dominated by like 5 people :-( (6:09:03 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The enemy team would just put a sentry right in their own front door and your team wouldn't be able to do jack shit about it. (6:09:16 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: They wouldn't get the sentry and they'd be instagibbed by the demoman mines. (6:09:32 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yeah that was exactly it (6:09:53 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i think ray blew up a lot of shit though because he was the only one in the courtyard when I came up from the straight stairs (6:09:58 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: NATCH (6:10:01 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yes (6:10:06 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The only people trying are team clapstro. 8( (6:10:26 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It's pretty much official, the best public TF2 players are us. (6:10:55 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yes (6:11:17 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: caltrops players are definitely above average (6:11:57 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: WE'RE ACTING ON INSTINCT 8( (6:12:13 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: We're proactive players when other people are content to sit around in their base sniping or hoping enemies come to them. (6:12:33 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Meanwhile I just need one medic and I can smoke the entire enemy team myself. 8( (6:12:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Thanks to my good framerate. :( (6:17:31 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: ^_^ (6:17:39 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i thought you said good team mate (6:17:57 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: :( (6:18:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It doesn't really take a good medic for me to kill all the behhhhhhbies. (6:18:22 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It just takes a medic. (6:18:47 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And by that I mean a medic properly playing the medic class correctly and not flying in the face of competence and actively choosing to suck fuckin ass. (6:19:01 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Because that's always what happens when you got a shitty medic, they aren't making mistakes, they are choosing to suck. (6:19:33 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: They're playing with their shitty needle gun thinking they'll get more kills than you, or they are building a nice uber for their shitty fuckin critzkrieg. (6:19:46 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And then they cut off healing to go run around. (6:20:14 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: They either don't have the BALLS to follow you in to danger 8( or they are running around healing other people who don't need it as much because I'm about to draw all of the fire. (6:34:34 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: or they are dead because a pyro just killed them while you were spinning away the wrong direction (6:36:06 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Yeah. (6:36:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Or a spy killed them. (6:36:15 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Because I can't watch my back every single second. (6:36:21 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I need teammates to do that for me. (6:36:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So taking the initiative is a deathtrap if your team is dead weight (like they almost always are). (6:36:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: To me. points to self 8([/quote]