Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Bondage, a play in one act.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]"Ooh baby, I want you to tie me up." "I don't have any rope." "Well, use your imagination..." "I have some USB cables... I guess I could tie them together... hold on, I'll be right back..." "Okay! Now, I only know granny knots, but maybe if I tie enough of them..." "Wait, what are these connected to? Is that a fucking Fisher Price guitar?" "I thought you said you liked toys..." "What would a grown man even be doing with something like that?" "Well, when you think about it, it really makes <i>more</i> sense for me to have than rope. I mean, who keeps rope in an apartment? It's not like a forty watt bulb, I'm not just going to pull it out of the cupboard under the-" "Fuck this. I'm out of here." "Wait! I wrote a song for you! It's called <i>Through the Fire and Flames</i>, and if you'll wait for me to power up my-" *SLAM*[/quote]