Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself.

[quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="conflictNo"]If I wanted to start a Gramin Bank-style cooperative for men to increase their buying power to purchase MORE MORE MORE beef jerky, I could. I wouldn't have to answer to anyone. cNo[/quote] This was exactly the sort of answer that should have been handed to me the instant I brought the whole jerky mess up. Adroit, direct, simple, funny, and I can't think of any way to answer it without sounding like a <i>total sissy girl</i>.[/quote] Instead, Ray! by took the match by comedic attrition. How droll. -/ES/-[/quote] You're a hard guy to criticize because I don't know whether your comedy, manliness, or judgment is more suspect.[/quote] My comedy, easily. In the other two departments, I am Solomon bisecting babies with my enormous wang.[/quote] I like how you just wrote off your authority in everything except considering your own jokes funny. YOU'RE STILL THE BOSS OF THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT.[/quote] What? [quote][quote][quote]I mean I could go for the cheap shot, like "Anna Nicole Smith called; she wants her hair, meds, and unemployment checks back!"[/quote] She says you can keep the fatbody.[/quote] Aren't you a little stoned and poor to be making fat jokes?[/quote] No. [quote]Maybe you should go back to talking about how horribly put upon you are.[/quote] I spend more on faggot coffee in a day than you do on hostess products in a week. [quote]Barbie could sympathize with you![/quote] Yes, Lance Armstrong is a regular font of sympathy. Float him on his back in a pool and he'd point north. [quote][quote][quote]But that's so obvious. I'd rather just say it and then claim I'm too classy to actually mean it.[/quote] But you didn't, because bull dykes rarely dress themselves up in anything more than flannel.[/quote] I understand I'm at least fifty times the man you are[/quote] By volume [quote]and that you're bitter[/quote] Parkay [quote]and nervous about that fact;[/quote] Anyone who can jump double dutch with her own tits scares the living shit out of me. [quote]nevertheless I do enjoy an elegant wardrobe containing fabrics of many types[/quote] Red, black. [quote]and nationalities.[/quote] Canadian. [quote]Because I'm[/quote] Fat, queer [quote]steadily[/quote] Then why do you wobble so, even at rest? [quote]employed[/quote] Glad to hear your connections in Moria came through. [quote]and[/quote] Fat. [quote]not poor.[/quote] I've been employed for ages, you ignorant flap. [quote][quote][quote]You know, Nietzche was a closet case who suffered terribly from indigestion to the point that it caused insomnia, and his dreadful eyesight coupled with his tiny handwriting and compulsive writing habit left him with crushing perpetual headaches. That's you! You can't stop writing even when everything you put down is painfully gay.[/quote] That metphor was as loose as V and half as coherent. <i>I</i> can't stop writing? 60% of the forum wordcount right now is you iteratively losing an argument about jerky.[/quote] V was always very coherent. She was a crazy fucking slut, but it was crazy as in RAGE ATTACK and not crazy as in, you know, posting hundreds of dullwitted incoherent messages like WHAT IS THIS FUCKIN MESS IN HERE? CATTLEBIRDS AGAIN. That niche was yours to fill and you did so very well.[/quote] No, her coherently crazy attack didn't result in an exponential increase in "V fucked Umberto" postings at all. It was a brilliant tactical decision. [quote]60% of the forum wordcount right now is Ray fanboys clutching their red little cocks and marching down Rants while singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead.[/quote] No, they're wondering why you've kept going PCP addict style after being shot in the chest 6 times. [quote]Note that aside from INC and myself, everyone with an IQ over 90 is avoiding this joint like the plague.[/quote] Take a hint; maybe you should too. [quote]You like to think it's my well-reasoned and subtly hilarious posts that are to blame, but I think it's the masturbating midgets. Tomayto, tomahto.[/quote] Stroke self, villify others for same. And in one sentence, no less! [quote][quote][quote]Even in your incessant self-mythologizing you're just like that - virginal, jobless, desperate for human contact, and constantly suffering - except without the genius. [/quote] Self-mythologizing? I'm not the egomaniac trying to save the world one yaoi fantasy at a time.[/quote] My egomania has never been qualitatively established.[/quote] Right, and my dick has never been quantitatively measured. [quote]I understand you suffer from both your share and mine of clinically diagnosed mental illnesses, however.[/quote] True enough. I've got love in my tummy. [quote]But hey, I'm comically healthy and due at work in a few hours to help make America better.[/quote] You're doing a shitty job of it. [quote]I may not be funny, ES, but I don't have to be funny when I'm <i>right</i>. [/quote] I'd have kept my mouth shut if you were either of the two. [quote][quote]Funny <i>is</i> right. -/ES/-[/quote] I'll bite! Please pick out the funny bits of Ray's posts for me and tell me why they're funny. Be specific. Barring that, I'll go on assuming that I was right the whole time and Ray is wrong and unfunny.[/quote] No. -/ES/-[/quote]