Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="bombMexico"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"] bombMexico[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=42446">14</a>][/quote] CHANGE THE TOPIC TO ME YOU SAY? If you insist. That link brings up terrible shameful memories, not so much the bragging about bagging a cheap shitty game and being curious over two equally shitty games, but that Burger King girl still haunts me. The Burger King is a bad intersection i usually avoid so it was a while before i remembered "Hey, hot girl" and strolled in for a chicken sandwich and maybe future sex. She works at a Burger King so no working up the nerve was required, this probably makes me a bad person but i'm trolling for booty at a fast food place so i think it probably doesn't matter. Unfortunately, i guess it had been a while and i couldn't tell my one true love from the 3-4 other girls behind the counter. Why God chose to make us all look alike is beyond me, although I guess she could have been promoted to fryer duty or deported. A plan to continue ordering Kidz meals until i found my dream girl was conceived and quickly discarded. By then they had moved on from Star Wars to shrek or something so the whole thing was a wash. This seemed a lot more interesting/amusing until i put it to paper (or whatever. internet paper). If only there were some way to purchase a solution to my sexual frustrations and a small but growing community of like minded individuals to provide encouragement and perhaps trade dull sexcapade stories with...[/quote]