Forum Overview :: Wall Street Kid :: Well, well, well!

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"] You are an okay-looking guy, but not at all my type. Your features are too large and pronouced [/quote] As someone who's dated people with some ridiculous noses, I believe noses are very overrated. I can get used to a bad nose within a couple of days and I only noticed how large my Indian GF's nose was when I was going through photos later (perhaps because the rest of her was pretty large too). You've already said Jeff Goldbloom is your gold standard, so I'm not taking you very seriously. [quote name="Zsenitan"] - labile and moist, [/quote] Labile is the worst thing anyone has ever said about my face because it's so true! I had to look the word up but well done anyway. I've already mentioned (i think) how I used to position myself within a room so the light played right for me. Incredibly vain and disgusting but it made a huge difference. A little consistency is all I ever wanted in my face. Asians are very consistent. I still get pimples at 26, and I wake up some days not knowing not to expect. At least if you've got protruding ears, you can plan your life around it. I'm ambushed by these fuckers! Moist is another good call but not something that worries me anymore. Moist people age better and that will be my big concern over the next decade. [quote name="Zsenitan"] terrible. [/quote] You're stupid to call me terrible. If I make an effort, I can pass myself off as a 9 and I can slump all the way back to 6 in trackpants. I'm as tall as the powerful Michael Jordan, so I'd never rate myself less than 6 based on that alone, but terrible? That's silly. FoK did much more harm by calling me average and he wasn't even trying. If you thought you were quite pretty yourself, you'd know that someone calling you 'terrible looking' isn't something you'd believe enough to get hurt, so this is quite revealing! Not that anyone here assumed you are pretty but there's still a wanker's chance! [quote name="Zsenitan"] You no doubt wear everything on your sleeve. In fact you're proud of it; you feel that bracing honesty can make up for all your other shortcomings. ... We were discussing ideal romances once. I, horribly jejune, announced that the most important thing in any relationship is honesty. Wouldn't you be mortified, I quizzed him, if your wife (he was married!) said she loved you and it was a lie? Wouldn't you rather have the truth?! Oh god no, he replied. That's the stupidest thing you've ever said. I hope to god she would respect me enough to lie to me. She should lie her little pants off! As long as she still sleeps with me and washes my socks, her feelings are her own business. You're orfully American sometimes. (His favorite insult, and sure to correct my attitude on any point where I may have been otherwise intractable.) [/quote] In Asian culture everyone lies, and my girlfriend gives me shit every day about how simple-minded and unsophisticated I am (and she is) for being honest about things. She's basically just passing along criticism from her parents. If you spent any significant amount of time in Asia, you'd probably have more respect for honesty and less for other peoples feelings. The 'saving face' concept that your European dazzled you with is more of an Asian thing, actually. You could say good lies are better than the truth which is better than bad lies, but you'd sound like a fucking dick, and you do sound like a dick. Myself and a friend both cheated on our girlfriends overseas; he lied about it and I was honest. We're both still with our partners, but he feels like shit and cannot change things and I feel fine. [quote name="Zsenitan"] He is right. Though I didn't understand why for another decade. Honesty is an insult. It should be applied only to people who don't matter, or ones you hold openly in contempt. [/quote] You're a great liar so I can see why you're pushing for lies. Remember when you blamed your waning interest in music on the environment rather than a depression caused by weak prospects of an exciting future? You even fooled yourself! You're about as false as they come, Zseni. Revel in that if it keeps you from crying, pussy. [quote name="Zsenitan"] The most important of all my sculptors was a European, famous in his particular area (he would later write the leading text on the subject.) I nearly ran off to live with him when I was 16! He shaped my opinions and tastes in every area and I probably would have turned out as some sort of Murasaki if I didn't have one of those contrary dispositions, where, as soon as I like something and my path towards it is clear, I have to tear the whole thing to shreds. Crazy Ivan! [/quote] I'm with you on that. Europeans are fucking great, but failing to distinguish what kind of European shows you haven't been around many. Western Europeans are no better than Americans; Northern Europeans are boring but the best people on earth. Eastern Europeans are who I want to marry; and Southern Europeans are too good for me. [quote name="Zsenitan"] I read almost everything you post here on Caltrops as expressions of your naked, feral, raging contempt for your audience. [/quote] Hey, you're even reading stuff <i>other people</i> write as expressions of my contempt! [quote name="Zsenitan"] It is very uncomfortable, thus interesting, but combined with your utter cowardice it makes you come off as desperate. You have a lovely home (I guess, I won't know til I see the carpet - and where are the pictures of that?! Internet law!) and a nice girlfriend and rich parents - what would you have to be unhappy about, except your cowardice, which can basically be paid for in cash anyway? [/quote] I don't know where you think you're going with this cowardice stuff. I'm openly a coward and happy to make fun of my limits. When I start losing a tennis match, I tell the guy it's because he's broken my will (when it's true) and start complaining about my destroyed will as you'd complain about a sore ankle. I make a big deal about it because I think it's funny. If you think you're brave, why not be brave enough to say why? Fuck a few stalkers. I've posted pictures of myself to illustrate posts about whores I've fucked. Can you put yourself at more risk than that? This forum will have been deleted by the time image recognition technology comes about and fingers you as the girl who wrote a post about getting raped by your uncle the bond trader. I'll reply with stories about how my girlfriend was raped. It will be fun and cathartic! Anyway, apart from your last couple of posts to me that have been stupid and gay, you seem like a very smart and funny girl with good taste in things. You are my favourite caltrops poster. I would probably marry you if you were around, average looking, and young enough to have three children, but then I would marry a lot of people because there are lots of great people. Anyway, I was going to write some more about whoring but I'm not in the mood anymore so you've ruined it for everyone. [/quote]