Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"] A coward dares to pass judgment upon me? Let's take a look at your track record, shall we? You're infamous chiefly for fucking poor people and being in a movie; this qualifies you to live in LA along with 18 million other people. You dropped out of high school and then lied about it, even though, by your own admission, the lie was irrelevant. This qualifies you to live in Las Vegas, one of the most unionized cites mankind hath wrought. Then, too, you are unemployable even when given preferential treatment due to your family. This qualifies you to live in New York. You could emigrate no problem! [/quote] Hey, fuck the USA. I've cousins in San Fransisco and New York. The one in SF is the pride of our familiy and has a doctorate in biochemistry, but even with this and an awesome job lined up in gene research, the amount of shit she had to do to get a temporary working VISA in the US was fucked. Maybe I'd put myself through it, but word on the USA is that it's no place to live. [quote name="Zsenitan"] Meanwhile, I never lied on a resume and never crumbled under the hard glare of - and correct me if I have misread you - desk jockeys. [/quote] Two of them were partners in the firm and the other has a doctorate. Apart from the boss, they were the most important people. They seemed angry and impatient. Under the circumstances, no man could withstand it! [quote name="Zsenitan"] Though raised among COOs and bond traders, I have never once quailed before authority. [/quote] Bond trader: Hey Z, could you check I locked the back door? Zseni: No, you know what? Fuck this! I finished high school and have seen my share of 'the shit'. I won't kowtow to you! Bond trader: Woah, this girl is for real. She's seen through my shit. I've got some serious pull (any normal man would have quailed), but she's not having any of it. This girl is no coward; that is for sure. [quote name="Zsenitan"] Also, you deliciously characterize finishing a high school degree as "cowardly", [/quote] Bad reading! I said it wasn't brave. I said it was normal. [quote name="Zsenitan"] though you never managed it yourself and you have certainly paid for that arrogance! [/quote] Hey, fuck it. If I get fired for that shit, then fuck them. I can move to Australia and make up for the loss of money and respect on other dimensions - like surfing and drinking beer. [quote name="Zsenitan"] I guess the main difference between us is that I think nothing is beneath me, when in fact almost everything is; and you think there's nothing good enough for you, whereas you're absolutely the lowest sort of spoiled and pathetic scum who is genuinely unfit to scrub my filthy rugs. [/quote] Wow, where does it end for a person who thinks nothing is beneath them? Keeping a filthy house isn't beneath you; being (let's say!) 30kg overweight isn't beneath you. Fuck it, why not say you're <i>strong</i> enough to live in a shitty house and <i>brave</i> enough to be fat in the face of society's preferences! You're a hero for finishing high school! Let's pretend we're all heroes leading awesome lives! Let's cry! [quote name="Zsenitan"] Luckily for you I have a savior complex and will protect you from the awfulness of reality as long as you wear a sissy maid outfit. Post pictures of yourself wearing this outfit and I will consider hiring you; I certainly make enough money to afford your services. [/quote] I don't have pictures of me as a maid, but here's a picture of me as a chef wearing nothing but an apron made out of an old t-shirt in India! I look sexy and skinny in it too, goddamn, but anyone wanting to wank must first ask my permission! <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view&current=DSCF3424-800.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3424-800.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Now, by the laws of the internet, you are bound to post a picture of yourself! [/quote]