Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan wins!"] It gets me excited and justifies the needlessly difficult and traumatizing way that I have conducted my life's business to this point. The focus point of my highly satisfying ruminations is this: call me anything you like, filthy, fat, pretentious, or even, as you churlishly did here, utterly insignificant but - <i>but</i> - I am no coward.[/quote] What's brave about repeating high school? What alternative did you have in America? If you look like shit (and you better or you'll fuck up our dynamic), you don't have much of an alternative but to be smart. 90% of people in your situation would have done the same. What was 'traumatizing' about it? Were you raped? Because we'd all like to hear about that! Only a coward would think repeating high school in a fat or ugly body is a brave thing to do. Are you brave enough to tell us why you're REALLY brave? [/quote] A coward dares to pass judgment upon me? Let's take a look at your track record, shall we? You're infamous chiefly for fucking poor people and being in a movie; this qualifies you to live in LA along with 18 million other people. You dropped out of high school and then lied about it, even though, by your own admission, the lie was irrelevant. This qualifies you to live in Las Vegas, one of the most unionized cites mankind hath wrought. Then, too, you are unemployable even when given preferential treatment due to your family. This qualifies you to live in New York. You could emigrate no problem! Meanwhile, I never lied on a resume and never crumbled under the hard glare of - and correct me if I have misread you - desk jockeys. Though raised among COOs and bond traders, I have never once quailed before authority. Also, you deliciously characterize finishing a high school degree as "cowardly", though you never managed it yourself and you have certainly paid for that arrogance! I guess the main difference between us is that I think nothing is beneath me, when in fact almost everything is; and you think there's nothing good enough for you, whereas you're absolutely the lowest sort of spoiled and pathetic scum who is genuinely unfit to scrub my filthy rugs. Luckily for you I have a savior complex and will protect you from the awfulness of reality as long as you wear a sissy maid outfit. Post pictures of yourself wearing this outfit and I will consider hiring you; I certainly make enough money to afford your services.[/quote]