Forum Overview :: Wall Street Kid :: I got hired based on a pathological resume once.

[quote name="bink"]I too suffered from Ray's predilection for considering any experience with a technology gadget as proficiency with that item. It got me set up as an "IT support technician" at a FACTORY FOR MAKING TOILETS. My primary responsibilities consisted of setting up ancient Celeron boxes with network cards and Windows 98. After that task was completed, I mostly slept at my desk during the day. Then the plant manager came down from his high horse, woke me up, and told me I was going to be fired if he had anything to say about it. For some reason they couldn't do it though, so when they started asking me to learn to program AS/400s, I fired myself.[/quote]