Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Mysterio"]I'm am abit drunk but I'm also the Mysterio who talked about his wanks, and when it comes to wanks around here, I'm a big deal. Pat yourself on the crotch. I downloaded 6GB of porn last night. In 5 years of wanking on the net, I'd only amassed 2GB. There are people who'd laugh in my face if I told them that, but with your help, last night we showed them. I wanked for 4 hours. The wanks themselves were nothing special, but the speed I downloaded the movies at.... I was shaking my head. It was such an opportunity that I almost forgave myself for wanking. How could I not wank over great flicks so readily available. It was almost like I had no choice. In between wanks I listened to Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" to help try and make sense of it. I stopped when I found I didn't have the respect to stop browsing the film list long enough to devote my complete attentiion to him. So many movies. I wanked so hard, but I couldn't keep up. I was overwhelmed. It is impossible. So many movies. I will get over it, or get use to it, or get banned. It is the next phase but I will not change. In 20 years when I rape virtual reality school girls for the first time, it will feel similiar to how I felt last night. The world's so happy to help me act like an animal.[/quote]