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	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote]<h1>LIBERATION OF SEOUL</h1> Liberation of Seoul is a Korean War based mod. Up to 50 new weapons and 30 vehicles, you will be able to play as a soldier of the 4 nations available. The UK, US, NKA and the Chinese. Fight in the most intense and realistic map ever created and fight for the liberation of Seoul.[/quote] <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> ok good finally a mod where I get to cut down some human waves <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> At least they scaled down their ambitions and plan to make only one map. :( <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> I'd prefer 30 weapons and 50 vehicles. They are alienating hardcore gamers. <font color="springgreen">INC:</font> So the other three teams are basically fucked. Unless by "liberation," they mean "re-education" <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Isn't Seoul the one on our side? Where they had the Olympics? <font color="springgreen">INC:</font> oh, wait, the US was on the South side <font color="springgreen">INC:</font> IS on the south side <font color="springgreen">INC:</font> wassup, south side?! US in the hizzy. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> I think I'll pick the NKA. It will be exciting for me to discover who I should be shooting. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> What weapon will I have? A shovel? Triangles? <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Yet you can't even play as South Korean, because they're too busy making VCRs and kicking ass at Starcraft. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> It will be the most intense and realistic map ever created, so I'd better be prepared. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> Do 30 vehicles exist in the world? Let alone in the 1950s? <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> Vehicle #23: shoes <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Vehicle #47: imagination. It can take you anywhere! <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> An intense map. Intense. So intense it's ... I dunno. What does that even mean? <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> I think an intense map is where the brightness is cranked WAY up. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Also you can't fight AGAINST the liberation of Seoul. No matter what, that motherfucker's getting liberated ... <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> All I know about that war comes from not watching MASH <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> There was a helicopter and Alan Alda and it lasted for 2 years less than MASH. That's all I know. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> The end of the war was very highly rated. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Like the war, this mod is just to tide you over until the Nam mod <font color="yellow">conflictNo:</font> My knowledge of the Korean War (or Korean Police Action) revolves around the high school coach from my high school telling about some Turkish (?!) soldiers chopping off heads and throwing them down hills. <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> Korean War mods are for HL2 war mod makers who consider themselves original and creative. ... <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> and besides all this historical information we must point out the most relevent natural resource of korea <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> kek's <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> the reason the whole war was fought in the first place <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> and because america failed to unite the north and south under the flag of democracy, we still have a limited supply of keks here <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> hopefully there will be a way to roll flaming barrels of keks at enemy tanks <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> symbolically ending the battle by smothering our enemy in abundant resources <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> like at the end of Battle of the Bulge <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> but instead of oil, its keks <font color="LightSkyBlue">Jsoh Cable:</font> whatever the fuck that fuckshit even means[/quote]