Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="motherfuckerfoodeater"]Because you'd really be covering all the fetish bases there. Well, maybe if the whole thing were rigged up on top of a shiny high-heeled shoe or something. Or maybe you could make it the Freudian case-study-sex-toy in which case it would need a rat and a chicken attached too, and some version of the devil from ol' Judge Schreber. I mean, it's not like it'd be any fucking weirder than it already is.[/quote]