Caltrops - Devil May Cry 4





	[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I would tell you his name, but it's showing up as ${byline} on my copy of Firefox, and I don't think that's right. Instead, I'll have to settle for telling you a little about him. [quote]Crispy Gamers have no tolerance for fan boy writers and reviews influenced by Big Media and big ad dollars. You hate site takeovers and pre-roll videos announcing another overhyped game coming soon. You want to hear it straight and unfiltered, having no time and money to waste playing bad games. If you play until your eyes hurt, your thumbs have calluses, and your significant other gave up on you long ago, you are one of us. You have no problem proudly proclaiming that you are a serious gamer -- you don’t just love games, you <i>live</i> games.[/quote] So I guess he's some kind of moron? His totally in-my-face inability to use his own website would seem to support that hypothesis. Anyway, <a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/_GeneratedPages/Interviews/Interview31.aspx">here he is</a> reminding polite little man Hiroyuki Kobayashi that while he might not know the Japanese word for bullshit, he can still smell it, buster. [quote]Crispy Gamer:With the exception of Devil May Cry 2, the series is very successful. And yet there isn't a likeable character in the game. I don't know what the Japanese word is for "asshole," but Dante is one of the most unlikeable characters in videogame history. He's corny. He acts like a jerk. He's not nice to women. The only character I liked was perhaps Lady from Devil May Cry 3, or maybe Trish from the original game. But otherwise, there's really nobody to root for. And yet, we still love these games. Talk about that conflict. Kobayashi: [Laughs] Actually, a lot of the characters in the games do have fans. Believe it or not, there are people out there who do like them. In the game, I agree, there's probably not anyone you might want to be friends with. Yet, I do think they are characters that are sexy, that are cool, and that have their own unique appeal. Sure, they're not the traditional types of characters. But I do think they are interesting in their own right. Crispy Gamer:From a U.S. point of view, the games seem to function as this odd sort of refraction, or oddball distillation of American culture. Dante rides around on a motorcycle. He skateboards on the backs of enemies. There's cleavage and cheesy rock music. But as Americans, we don't see it as "cool." We laugh at it, and we see it as satire. I guess what we're trying to ask is, are you making fun of us? Kobayashi: Well, I don't think it's based on any commentary on America itself. For us, it's just the fact that doing these over-the-top things is fun, it's interesting. If it makes you laugh, or if you think it's cool, either way that's good. I would compare it to a movie like 'Back To The Future,' which has all these crazy, over-the-top moments. And that's one of the things that people like about that movie. And that's what people like about the Devil May Cry series as well.[/quote] According to the Crispy Gamer about page, the Urban Dictionary defines crispy as "to be hot ... one of a kind ... confident about yourself ... sexy." I would probably add something about thinking the Japanese are making fun of you (in their video games) to that sentence, but the number of ellipses is already dangerously high. Maybe their <a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/comics/backward/">official webcomic</a> could shed some light on the issue? <img src="http://www.crispygamer.com/_img/comics/backward/2008-02-21.jpg"> Haha! That could be <i>my</i> office! Oh, someone's gonna lose a lot of money on this internet venture :([/quote]