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Crysis
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The alien levels
[quote name="Arbit"]Nomad and his buddies are awfully blasé about aliens. When something evicerates spicy Latin man and leaves him hanging from a tree, some brows were furrowed. When an alien swoops into plain sight and nabs saucy black man, gritty faced Morpheus orders that we give pursuit for at least a couple hundred feet. When Morpheus himself is stolen away, commanding officer suggests aborting; not because of, you know, FUCKING ALIENS, but can you complete the mission? Of course, I've got it under control! I can still complete the mission! And so on. Massive alien pylons jut out of the earth, shaking free massive chunks of mountain while lightning arcs between them. "Keep killin' Koreans, son!" Hey, a bunch of <i>flying blue robots killed off a bunch of Koreans right in front of my face!!!!</i> "That's fewer Koreans for you to kill, son!" Don't look a ice beam shooting Korean-killing gift horse in the mouth, I guess? Anyway, Crysis effectively turns into a shitty Quake 4 knockoff once you start shooting aliens. I know no one listens to these sorts of warnings, but once you're about to enter the alien base, <i>just please shut the fucking game off. LISTEN TO ME.</i>[/quote]