Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"]I got all 3 seasons of the original Star Trek TV show! My nerdy cup runneth over! I also got Transformers the movie. Jesus Christ on a Cracker what a shitfest. Thank God I had the rifftrax to carry me through it. "Transformers: now 95% Transformer-free" Who the fuck, in divvying out the tasks to the Computer Guys, crossed out "Enough action shots to make for a coherent fight scene instead of just a bunch of disorienting quick cuts in between shots of nerdy protagonist running with a cube in his hands" to make room for, "Transformer pisses on Barton Fink?" And since I'm a december baby, I got myself <A HREF="http://www.smallrockets.com/pc/starmonkey/" TARGET="new">Star Monkey</A> for my B-day. It's really really old, but one of the best Raiden Clones I've ever played. And probably the first game I've played with a Gradius-style powerup system that has some actual strategy for how you outfit your ship.[/quote]