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[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"][quote name="Gord Gobble, 1UP"]So deliciously pretty you'll be wiping drool from your controller and so insanely fun online that your girlfriend will likely dump you, Sega Rally Revo is racing's equivalent of the superhot one-night stand. Make that the superhot one-<i>month</i> stand. That's certainly enough time for anyone to see all the game offers, play it to death, love every minute of it, and then move on. <b>7.5/10</b>[/quote] I've never had ANY sex, let alone used some deliciously pretty piece of poon for a whole month of superhot fucking like 1UP's Gord Gobble, so this metaphor doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. I guess to you guys it's just another way of saying 7.5 out of 10, nothing special, but to my virgin ears it almost sounds like Gord Gobble maybe has severe brain damage?[/quote]