Caltrops - Mass Effect





	[quote name="Fortinbras"]All the dumb fuckers who were constantly engrossed in these stupid tidbits and fanservice handjobs given out by the dumbass viral marketing "games" that Bungie was conjuring up with each release like the Cortana Letters or this I love Bees bullshit. Some of us were smart enough to realize after the first one that this series wasn't going to be a wonderfully written science fiction idea like Marathon 1&2 (and I guess Infinity even though I think Hideo Kojima ghost-wrote that one) but more akin to Starship Troopers as done by that dutch fuck Paul Verhoeven. Others who were just too fucking stupid to know better just stood there, mouth open (and sucking in air) while they repeatedly got punched in the face. It was almost hilarious that after ten thousand "CORTANA = RAMPANT?" threads all over Bungie and GameFAQs forums the best they could come up with is her making cryptic phrases like she was in The Shining or some other horror movie featuring small giggling girls. Those same people making those threads probably to this very fucking day insist that HALO is "deep" sci-fi.[/quote]