Caltrops - Vampire: The Masquerade:: Bloodlines





	[quote name="Creexul :("][quote name="Debaser"][quote name="FABIO"]"Hey, where's your identical twin sister that looks exactly like you except for hairstyle and dress and who just happens to have an exact polar opposite personality? How come I never see you two together?"[/quote] Arguing behind a locked door so you can't see them and then you come in and one of them is now hiding behind a different locked door. Yeesh. Still, the child molestation angle was keen. My favorite part about Janette though is how, despite really only being in like 1% of the game, she's the centerpiece of the ad campaign. Guess they figured slutty schoolgirl would sell more boxes than bearded biker or effete Frenchie or anyone else who actually matters in the game world. My second favorite part is the threads on the Dilapidation forums detailing how to have TEH SEX with her.[/quote] WHERE HOW WHY HOW WHERE There were threads on Gamefags about the thing, except it was 100% confusion on how to do it, along with confusion on how to get through the easiest parts of the game, like some kind of gigantic paper-thin FABIO. It was the first time I read that forum in many many months, and it'll be the last time for many more months. Anyway, it's also a good thing they didn't choose to use boring corridor battle zones as their selling point either, because I don't know if that would go over well. The level design of any area you fight in sucks. But the fighting is good. More things to add to our eventual review. :([/quote]