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Touching penis adventures for kids - part 2
[quote name="Quentin Beck"]PUBE ADVENTURES I was about 11-12, my younger brother was 7, and my youngest brother was 4. I had fresh black pubes that were visible to at least 3m. Recently my mother had shamed me in front of most of my family in the spa by pointing out my armpit hair. I was in the bath in a bathroom only I use and I should have been safe. Normally I was very quick to cover myself and normally I listen out for people passing by (skills that translated perfectly to my later masturbation sessions). My younger brother burst in. I couldn't get my hands over my dick quick enough, I can't remember why, and he saw my pubes. He started scream-laughing in between yells of "QB has a hairy dick! QB has a hairy dick!" I freaked that he was going to blow the lid off my pubes. The whole world would think I was becoming an ape! I bolted out of the bath, threw a towel around myself and ran after him. Fortunately, he ran screaming into my youngest brother's room (as opposed to downstairs where my Mum and sister were). This is fortunate because I was most concerned about what my Mum would say about my pubes: "Hairs on his dick? What a shame." My younger brother had barred my youngest brother's door with my youngest brother behind it with him, but I pleaded with him to let me in and I sounded very serious and desperate so eventually he did. As soon as he opened up, I accused him of having pubes himself. He denied this, but I insisted he was full of shit. I told him to show us his dick and prove it or he was a liar. He eventually pulled his pants down and sat on the bed. If you looked <i>very</i> closely, in natural light you could see tiny blonde hairs THANK GOD. He actually hadn't realized this and the discovery shut him up completely. I don't know what my youngest brother made of all this. I think shortly after this my legs started getting hairy, so the cat was out of the bag and I gave up trying to hide my puberty hair. Interestingly, my younger brother was probably slightly damaged by this incident because I remember him shaving his legs in his first year of high school and everyone teasing him about it. <b>QB in the present day:</b> I don't have a pube fetish, though, and two of my past girlfriends have had hairy armpits. The Romanian Gypsy girl I fell most in love didn't even shave her legs. However, last month for a joke I pulled out one of my girlfriend's pubes as she was working at her laptop. I waved it in her face and jumped on my bed ready to get my ass kicked. She thinks the only reason I do stupid shit like this is because I hate Asians and think I can treat them like shit. When she asks me later if I would do this kind of thing to a white girl, I say I've never done it before to any girl. See! I'm a racist cunt, then. Immediately after getting plucked, she was furious and was lashing out at my face and calling me a motherfucker. I was laughing at her because she looked ridiculous and also because I had dropped the pube trying to defend myself (I was hoping to put it in her mouth to make her angrier). I knew she wouldn't stop until she had pulled out many more of my pubes as punishment because that is her nature. I couldn't breathe properly because of the laughing and she got the upperhand in the fight. To really make me pay she grabbed onto a big lock of pubes and tried to yank them. This is stupid because you can't pull out that many pubes in one go. You've got to pull them out in smaller numbers but she so wanted to "teat this cunn a beeg leesson". If she couldn't get some pubes, she would slap me in the face (which is worse) so I tried telling her that she'd have to grab fewer pubes, but the advice cracked me up too much to communicate it properly, especially considering I was still defending myself. When she got her hand down my pants the second or third time, she was pulling much harder but still grabbing locks, and as she pinched at some hairs, she also grabbed hold of the foreskin! I hear most Americans have their foreskins cut. This is stupid because the head is the most sensitive part of the penis and leaving it exposed against the elements for your entire life will deaden it. Your sex will feel less good. Perhaps that is why you don't masturbate very much. Anyway, for those without a foreskin, the foreskin is connected to the base of the dick almost all the way up to the pisshole with band of stretchy tissue like what connects your tongue to the base of your mouth. When she yanked my foreskin, she cut into this tissue and stretched and bruised the flap itself (along with grazing the left side of my dick with her fingernail). I made a huge deal about this and was rolling around on the floor and she felt really bad about it. Common sense tells me there shouldn't have been any lasting damage, but I can't remember how much flap there was prior to the attack, and there seems to be a lot there now but it is probably just in my mind. [/quote]