Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="by jerome"]SCENE 1, INDOORS, NITE girl what looks like j-lo: i is j-lo, what is you doin in me house? girl what looks like hally berry: o is dis your house? dey all looks da same from da innerstate. i is hally berry da 1st girl again: fuck dat sounds like some bullshit, is you thinkin what i is! da other 1: dat we should lez it up for seven an a half minutes? da 1st girl again: yes (dey make da beast wit 4 tits. FADE OUT) SCENE 2, OUTDOORS, NITE a smoove fuckin gangsta, he is right good lookin an more well hung: YO, is dat da house you was tellin me about shortie? shortie: yah da universal gangsta: i cant wait til we steals all dem diamonds an shit you was tellin me about earlier. les do dis bitch (pulls on a SKYMASK and gets out of da car) SCENE 4, OUTDOORS, NITE (da universal gangsta creeps real fuckin stealthy over da lawn like a jumgle cat. as he approaches da window it is all fogged up. he busts out dis thing from his hoody dat cuts a exact circle in da glass. den he puts suctiom cups on it and carefully lifts da window out of its socket. he goes inside...) shortie: in da darkness his senses is hitened. he becums like a samurie dat is blind: he is da tuffest samurie of all. SCENE 5, INDOORS, NITE j-lo: oh yah my tits, twist dem hally berry: like dis bitch? da universal gangsta(WHISPERS): whoa wat is dis? it looks like j-lo an hally berry is lezzin it up on da couch j-lo: harder, like you is openin one a dem snaples dat is a rite bitch to open hally berry: oh yah i is so wet da universal gangsta(WHISPERS): damn dat is hot. but i is here for da jewls. SCENE 6, UPSTAIRS, NITE (a vault is in da room) da universal gangsta: shortie didnt say nuffin about a vault. i will kick his ass for dat. but for now how is i gonna open it? da vault: beep hello miss j-lo, what is your code? beep da universal gangsta: what a stupid fuckin machine, it thinks i is j-lo! how can i use dis to me advantage? da vault: beep is you there or not beep da universal gangsta: uh yah i is here, but i is naked an all dat so look behind you (he shoots it in da back while its back is turned) da universal gangsta: da first rule of robots: dont fuck wit a brotha SCENE 7, INDOORS, NITE j-lo: did you here dat? hally berry: no i is too busy eatin yo big wet pussy, mmmmm thas some goooood pussy SCENE 8, UPSTAIRS, NITE da universal gangsta: fuck me i is died an went to jewel city. look at dese diamond rings, dey is made entirely out of diamonds, dere isnt even any gold or nuffin. but sumfing is stoppin me from takin dem. is not cuz i is tired or whaever, i have da stamina of a wildabeast. (his consience appears. it looks jus like him but it is got wings and nekkid) consience: LO I IS YOU CONSIENCE. BY DA POWWA OF GRAYSKULL YOU WILL NEVER STEAL NUFFIN AGAIN da universal gangsta: does i still get to strate chase a bitch up da bum? becuz j-lo an hally berry is downstairs lezzin it up consience: LO UNDER ONE CONDITION: YOU IS NOT FUCKIN WIF ME ABOUT DEM BEIN DOWN THERE AN YOU BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF DAT ASS (da universal gangsta an his consience go downstairs an bone j-lo an hally berry in da followin positions: on top, doggy style, cowgirl, anal, reverse cowgirl, cum dumster) DA END..........??[/quote]