Forum Overview :: Article Submissions :: Re: Jesus will return on a white horse to bathe the middle east in blood

[quote name="Jhoh Clbbl O_____O"][quote name="I can do this too."]such that the valley of Armageddon is filled to the depth of a horse's SHOULDERS. ACTUAL UNITED STATES BELIEF, FOR REAL![/quote] Hm, it doesn't work as well when you do it. Probably because it not only isn't real, but our American soldiers aren't brainwashed to believe that (and no one does, except maybe president "manifest DUHstiny" buhs).[/quote]