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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="stusser, specialist in baby rape"]and on two occasions met again - once at her place when I offered to help her install a CD-ROM drive in her Mac in exchange for oral pleasure [...] again with the promise of a blow job in her car following the show[/quote] Was she really that upfront? How could you say yes to that and not feel like a monster? This thread is really putting me off fat people. Who will speak in their defence? [/quote] Oh I will! They're people just like skinny people. They aren't any different than skinny people in bed, either: you get the same range of Good Fucks and Bad Fucks. I have not experienced any more wheezing, sweating, nasty smells, or farting with fatties than with tiny people. The difference is almost totally aesthetic. If you can just bring yourself to Not Hate Fatties For Existing, then you're already most of the way to a better dating world. As we have mentioned before, I like people, so I am okay with having sex with people. I'm not in the market for having sex with models, ideals, duties, or other non-people entities. People are good enough for me. Things that are bad about fatties: Fat Women are usually so fucking whipped and insecure that it takes three months of backbreaking support work for me to reconstruct their original pre-whipped personalities (after which I can finally crush them the way I crush normal healthy people.) It makes me feel nervous and grit-down to deal with a lot of them: it's like touring an orphanage in Swaziland or something. It would help me tremendously if I could just impregnate all Fat Women everywhere with an essential message: You Are Really Okay, Sweetheart. Please please stop hyperventilating or helpfully pointing out your many flaws. I already saw them. No illusions here! I saw it all and you're still okay. But they stick like leeches to their painful self-images. Oh fat women! It is so ironic that I don't need you to change anything physical, but you will only consider changing physical things! Fat Men have the same ridiculous sense of entitlement Thin Men have: they feel like they are OWED a level of attractiveness. If you are lucky enough to be selected by them, you need to step up to the plate and start dressing the part! Groom that pussy, bitch! But at least with very attractive men this entitlement is less grating. Ex: 99% of the dudes who want you to groom that pussy, bitch! do not themselves trim their nads and then they're like "lick my hairy fucking balls!" And you get 4-inch long hairs all over your tonsils. This is acceptable loss when you're enjoying the hairy balls of someone fantastically attractive; I would not even mention it to Zseni heartthrobs like Jeff Goldblum or The Great Khalil. When it's some giant dink who just stripped off his duster - someone who ought to understand that most people are not like the bra models in catalogs, just as Zseni understands that most people are also not like the dudes in the Under Gear catalog - this absurd You're Not Good Enough fronting is comical. I'm not willing to work with Fat Men to get them over this entitlement hump. As soon as they evince it at all they have done themselves out of my good graces. I meant to speak in defense of fatties but it came out all wrong. My short defense: the best sex I've ever had with women was with fat women. The best sex I've ever had with guys was with fat guys. You are also likely to find more fatties than non-fatties at most suburban group scenes, so if sex in quantity is your thing: enjoy becoming a part of the fatty fold. Also, I think everyone here is lying about fatties they have fucked, but in any event I have cleanly outdone all the records people have admitted to: she was 280 at least with ass-length brown hair that got perpetually in the way unless she was lying on her back. At the time I still had very long hair too so no matter who was doing what, hair was involved until I tied mine up and took top for the rest of the evening. YES it was at an anime-related event.[/quote]