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	[quote name="motherfuckerfoodeater"][quote name="Quentin Beck"] I'm afraid we're scoring in absolute values for all challenges. If we ranked relative to height, you'd lose your penis-size championship to (puny) Jerry. [/quote] This doesn't make any sense at all. There is no absolute value of fat that can be measured independent of height. [quote name="Quentin Beck"] P.S I remembered another weird fat thing about the girl I was speaking of earlier. After I'd introduced her to my flatmates and they'd small-talked about jobs and home towns for maybe five minutes, there was a lull in conversation during which, I shit-you-not, she walked over to some scales, weighed herself and said, "OH! Too fat!" and not jokingly, but as if she wanted someone to reassure her that she wasn't fat, but everyone thought it was too weird to say anything, so I asked her how much she weighed to keep things from getting too awkward, and she told us, and I can't really remember what happened after that, but weird! [/quote] Even if I could have brought myself to fuck a genuine fat girl, I would have dumped her immediately after this. Maybe you did dump her, and she took her fatty revenge by suffocating you with a fold or something. That would explain your lack of clear recollection.[/quote]