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[quote name="stusser, specialist in baby rape"]After I broke up with my large-ish but not technically fat girlfriend, I hit the AOL chat rooms with gusto, finally closing deals on all the online flirting I'd been doing for months. First up was a "sure thing" who I'd only seen face pictures of, but had let it be known I only had to call. Which of course I did, and over she came. The pretty face was definitely no lie, but man what a body. Basically a circle with eyes, but huge tits. I'd ostensibly asked her over for dinner and a movie, so I was busy in the kitchen cooking pasta and trying to decide whether I'd be able to get my dick hard if we were to try and fuck. As it turns out, I COULD. Following dinner and some furtive and unneeded attempts at Speed Seduction-style touching during some dumb TV show she really wanted to watch, she said something about how it's weird I was expecting something to happen and I said why wouldn't I so we both gave up any pretense and headed into the bedroom. Once she'd changed into her version of sexy lingerie, we climbed into bed and began pawing at each other. I think we were both initially scared to take things further. I know I was terrified. What if she wanted to be on top? Luckily, being Jewish, her oral skills were non-pareil. She did things I'm still in awe of, and for quite a while. Best of all, when I made half-hearted gestures of reciprocity, she gently pulled me back up, sparing me the embarassment of having to hunt for a general target before burrowing in. The sex itself was decent, not remarkable, and we both said as much (not in so many words) afterwards. For some reason, though, she decided to stay the night, and woke me frequently for more rounds of grunting squattage. Finally in the morning she left, but not without some words of getting together again "soon." The next day I met chat room girl #2 who ended up being my girlfriend for a few months, which angered girl #1 to no end, as apparently I was lying when I told her I wasn't "looking for a girlfriend" at the moment. Through the years we still flirted online, and on two occasions met again - once at her place when I offered to help her install a CD-ROM drive in her Mac in exchange for oral pleasure (though at the last minute we both broke the deal - me destroying her Mac when I realized I had no idea what I was doing, her deciding she wanted intercourse instead of one-way mouth harmony, so I feigned a headache and she said "we're both just thinking of different things right now" and I left). Later, she invited me to a rock concert her friend was giving (again with the promise of a blow job in her car following the show), but I got there first and when I saw her walk in she had somehow gained even more weight so I just left and never told her I was even there.[/quote]