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	[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="CattleHumper"]Where do you think this nickname of mine came from, anyway? [/quote] I thought you were Australian. [quote name="CattleHumper"]During college I spent some time (read: 4 years or so) drunk and depressed. During that time I wasn't even socially skilled enough to talk to most girls. [/quote] But you are huge! Everyone likes tall men. Take some time to really <i>loom</i> over women. [quote name="CattleHumper"]Only other thing I remember was that her tits were all stretched and she didn't groom her pussy much at all. [/quote] Stretched tits sound big, and an unkempt cunt should be expected in that she's fat and we assume that if you don't give a damn about the size of your body, you probably won't worry about how much hair's on it either (and you can take this assumption as far as you like and most people do). I find all cunts ugly and indistinguishable so I try not to look at them. [quote name="CattleHumper"] I don't know for sure if she was really fatter than Mr. Beck's, but since she was shorter I think it should count. [/quote] I'm afraid we're scoring in absolute values for all challenges. If we ranked relative to height, you'd lose your penis-size championship to (puny) Jerry. P.S I remembered another weird fat thing about the girl I was speaking of earlier. After I'd introduced her to my flatmates and they'd small-talked about jobs and home towns for maybe five minutes, there was a lull in conversation during which, I shit-you-not, she walked over to some scales, weighed herself and said, "OH! Too fat!" and not jokingly, but as if she wanted someone to reassure her that she wasn't fat, but everyone thought it was too weird to say anything, so I asked her how much she weighed to keep things from getting too awkward, and she told us, and I can't really remember what happened after that, but weird![/quote]