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[quote name="CattleHumper"][quote name="Quentin Beck"]Odds are that someone in this forum has fucked a fatter woman than me, and I think we'd all like to hear him boast about it. Imagine if it was Fabio![/quote] Where do you think this nickname of mine came from, anyway? During college I spent some time (read: 4 years or so) drunk and depressed. During that time I wasn't even socially skilled enough to talk to most girls. During my senior year I was re-acquainted with a girl I knew freshman year. We had spend a few months playing Dreamcast games together in my room back then, so I felt comfortable enough to speak to her. A few drunken evenings with each other, and I ended up in her bed. There's not much to say about the event, as I was far from a pro at the time, and whiskey dick doesn't exactly help when you're with a fat chick. She was short and fat, so that didn't help either. Only other thing I remember was that her tits were all stretched and she didn't groom her pussy much at all. I'm glad she never asked me to go down there. I don't know for sure if she was really fatter than Mr. Beck's, but since she was shorter I think it should count. Result: thankfully no diseases, and a nice new nickname to use on caltrops for the rest of my life![/quote]