Caltrops - ELECTION WATCH 2008





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Last"]Thanks! I didn't understand what you mean by "a ski mask that gives you an oval", but I get the gist - poke tiny holes in the mask in order to see.[/quote] Yeah, get one of these, but in thin, white fabric: <img src="http://www.wavecaps.com/images/beanies/ski_mask_1hole.JPG"> And make sure it has a long neck - then just pull it so the oval is on top of your fedora-clad head. Since you are reading this site, there is an 80% chance you are Canadian, meaning in my mind I am envious of your currency, and ski masks are in every single store you might pass going anywhere. [quote]My plan here is to be Rorschach before the movie comes out because then 2-3 other douches might dress as Rorschach and people would think I had no creativity. Also they might do a better job. Fuck them.[/quote] With any luck, a celebrity will die young or horribly in the next few days and that will take care of a good portion of the Dress Up and Drink population. This year I am volunteering a bunch of nights, including Halloween, at the haunted house my friend is managing. My role is "guy wearing a pumpkin on his head." I get a megaphone and coveralls, so that's cool. I am not sure if it's going to be a real pumpkin or a mask, but honestly, as long as it has a compatible input jack for the 30 bottles of Mad Dog I plan on consuming during October it's fine with me. It should work out great, as I'll be on a hill and pop out over it far from punching range on the part of any of the customers. It's not that I fear confrontation, like so much Something Awful Goon or what have you, but I imagine my peripheral vision will be severely compromised by 1) the pumpkin and 2) the Mad Dog. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]