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[quote name="Quentin Beck"]Guys, if you're not going to boast, complain, or justify, then we all just look gay. To come in here an <i>coolly</i> tell a handful of people you've got a respectable 6 inches is a terrible thing to do. This is some childish shit and nothing to keep a cool head about. Jerry has told us that no one has seen his fully developed penis. I spent 6 months living at the YMCA. I felt my penis was underexposed, so after showering, I would lie naked on my bed in the sunlight, in the hope that Japanese students from the apartment block accross the street would see me. Problem solved. I don't think I did this very often, but it happened, and I think perhaps it was enough. [quote name="laudablepuss"]I take it you're measuring while erect. One end is a pretty obvious endpoint, the other is less obvious. Measure along the top? Bottom? To where? [/quote] I'm a fan of Laudablepuss, but fuck's sake... The standard way of measuring dicks is OF COURSE the way that gives the biggest measurement. Do you think any guy in the world is going to be a prig about cutting corners? What kind of faggot rounds down his dick? You push your balls out of the way and dig for every last mm. You go low. [/quote]