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[quote name="Lizard_King"][quote name="Quentin Beck"] ESSENTIALLY, you need to locate a whorehouse and go there and fuck a whore, pussy. [/quote] That's sound advice. I'll write that down in my list of Pro Tips. [quote] Because Iraq is more dangerous than Vietnam ("!"), and because LK isn't cool enough to source whiskey, LK can't have sex with prostitutes. You have the tradition, peer pressure, stress, time, location, currency, and power all on your side! Are you the geeky loser soldier we see in movies, or the one that makes fun of my shirt in bars?[/quote] Iraq isn't necessarily more dangerous than Vietnam, but both of the places I went to were no Saigon. To which I would add I am not sure there is a local equivalent to that in Iraq, since the whoring I've heard about is run on several orders lower of magnitude and class. Also, it's marine, dipshit. We have our own issues, and it's different. [quote] MMDV, I'm not (sometimes) ashamed to say. You had other things on your mind, you big deep motherfucker? You missed out. Last I heard, they were blowing up police stations (at the rate of about one a fortnight), not whorehouses. What a holdout. [/quote] Especially in Ramadi, it wasn't a question of depth, it was a question of mission accomplishment (impossible when both discipline and local relations break down as a result of sexual misdeeds) and survival. The military and the theater are very different in that sense from Nam. [/quote]