Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere!

[quote name="Jhoh Clbbl O_____O"][quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Lizard_King"]That and the relative absence of alcohol opportunities will forever distinguish the Iraq experience from Vietnam. [/quote] Because Iraq is more dangerous than Vietnam ("!"), and because LK isn't cool enough to source whiskey, LK can't have sex with prostitutes. You have the tradition, peer pressure, stress, time, location, currency, and power all on your side! Are you the geeky loser soldier we see in movies, or the one that makes fun of my shirt in bars?[/quote] You mean the one you have to kill instantly barehanded to show that you are not to be trifled with?[/quote]