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[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Lizard_King"]Essentially, you need to be on a major base with hordes of foreign nationals brought in to work on it or in a much less dangerous environment to take advantage of the locals. [/quote] ESSENTIALLY, you need to locate a whorehouse and go there and fuck a whore, pussy. [quote name="Lizard_King"]That and the relative absence of alcohol opportunities will forever distinguish the Iraq experience from Vietnam. [/quote] Because Iraq is more dangerous than Vietnam ("!"), and because LK isn't cool enough to source whiskey, LK can't have sex with prostitutes. You have the tradition, peer pressure, stress, time, location, currency, and power all on your side! Are you the geeky loser soldier we see in movies, or the one that makes fun of my shirt in bars? [quote name="Lizard_King"]YMMV, I had other things on my mind. [/quote] MMDV, I'm not (sometimes) ashamed to say. You had other things on your mind, you big deep motherfucker? You missed out. Last I heard, they were blowing up police stations (at the rate of about one a fortnight), not whorehouses. What a holdout. [/quote]