Forum Overview :: Reviews :: Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172)

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"][quote name="Zseni"]Everyone who's ever told me "you know, men REALLY ARE different from women" has been a man, and every last one of them is afraid to get "too close" to their guy friends. The tropes about dudes clustering around a car hood, talking about the Engine and not about Each Other, is as stupid, false, and hackneyed as the trope about girls going shopping together. You know what women really like to do together? Have coffee and bitch about their lives and tell the life stories of everyone they know. AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. {--- key point. Everyone on the planet loves dish and togetherness.[/quote] But but but women and men REALLY ARE different! It's been proven by (male) science and everything! Women are gatherers. That's why you tend to have a better eye for colour. It's also why you enjoy talking to each other so damn much - it allows you to quickly and easily share important information about what's edible, where to find it, when it's ripe and which bits are poisonous. Men are hunters. That's why we tend to have a better eye for motion. It's also why we enjoy sitting silently in front of a television, waiting for a rabbit to stick his head out. It's important for men to know that the guy next to us isn't going to do something stupid, like give away our position with excessive squawking. You're very good at recognizing the perceived fundamental differences in thinking between ethnicities, especially as they relate to genital mutilation and Ruger Mini-14 carbines. Why is it so important to you that men and women both think like women? PS: I also have a theory about why women are more likely to take up smoking than men. It occurred to me while I was watching an infomercial for a charity that sticks chimneys on huts in Africa to prevent cancer. Women smoke because, on some level, you miss the smoke from those poorly-ventilated cooking fires your kind tended for millions of years. This replaces my previous theory, which was that women just like sucking on shafts.[/quote]