Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="bombMexico"]This was awesome and great and....impressive. Not only because it was on 15 minutes after the shitty simpsons movie and the most convenient way to <i>make them pay</i> but also for non-revenge reasons. Pros and cons lists are for faggots who don't know how to make paragraphs. Switching to rebuttal format so as not to blow your mind (with paragraphs). [quote name="Zseni"]Ricky Gervais, whose schtick works super wonderful in a fanstasy setting, and I hope this leads to many other such roles for him. [/quote] Yeah, bit parts! Fuck that guy right? I wish i got paid for saying "brilliant" 5 times in 3 minutes. [quote]t's a romance built on some of the least likeable leads I've ever seen [/quote] For anyone who hasn't seen her lately, Claire Danes doesn't do that thing where her skull looks like its about to pop out when she's upset like she did all the time on her mtv show. Also, only a dum girl would call this a romance. More of a fantasy, just as much faggot shit, but more stabbings and boob jokes. [quote]Clumsy fag jokes alleviated not in the slightest by that their target is Robert DeNiro, and for fuck's sake what a hidebound old-fashioned Gay Sidekick queen he's playing.[/quote] This is retarded and i'm going to tell you why. Normal people need their movie gays to be prancing and crossdressing and flapping their wrists about for them to know that they're gay, because the alternative is guys pounding other guys. Balls slapping against balls for christsakes, what's wrong with you? [quote]Reviews liken this movie to everything from The Princess Bride to The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen: this movie is not like those movies. To begin with, it's neither as full of funny or of whimsy, and to end with, it's 40 minutes too long. [/quote] hurr full of whimsy ok. !!!!QUICK SIMPSONS SPOILER!!!! the best part of the movie is when green day dies. then it's 3 kind of boring episodes strung together and then they kill dr. Nick for a shitty joke. [/quote]