Caltrops - Half-Life II ???





	[quote name="Souffle of Pain"][quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="George"]Hey Vivendi...seriously, fuck you.[/quote] <a href="http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=34495" target="shack">http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=34495</a> Noble man of the people, George Broussard, fights for what's right. Getting angry at Vivendi for Best Buy's mistake. Everyone (on Shacknews) loves it.[/quote] It's hard for me to get women, and I don't have very high standards. So of course I would willingly go out with a stripper. "Willingly." As if any one would have anything to do with me at all once my ATM shut me off for the night because I had withdrawn too much cash. But man, if she worked in Dallas... Well, wouldn't the worst thing in the world be the grim realization that Mr. Broussard was rubbing up against your girlfriend the night before? That he kept inching his soft, pudgy, keycap-free fingertips up towards her chest and she kept deliberately moving them back down to the chair for him... I think that would be a deal breaker, honestly. And I haven't had sex in ten months. I like the "France surrenders" comment in that Shacknews thread when the one guy apes the slow realization that Vivendi... is French! I also like the backlash currently taking place on the Internet where people tell you how l3m3 you are for saying "France surrenders." France is a beautiful, rich, feminine country and has many suitors who will not see her name sullied on the English-speaking Data and Inter-Net. This will have the net result of her teenage American defenders getting condescended to about half as much as the unwashed, surrender-commenting masses. [/quote]