Forum Overview :: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater :: As I see them

[quote name="Grumah"]Mullet. Squiggly moonspeak letters and voiceover. A camo system that forces you to enter a menu and stop the game once again. It's also next to the bottom of the menu, to make it even more annoying to select. (the "hexoptic" whatever the fuck instant camo is a huge improvement at least) Crouch-moving, it's about time they let you do this without the cardboard box, but now we get an eyefull of saggy snake ass. Ass humping a guy as you knock him out. Ass humping the ground. NUT CRUNCH. Crouch movement HURTS HIS BACK ;-; (that makes sense at least) Guards are knocked out by being tripped by a rolling oil barrel. "Players who like fps games should play in this view all the time!" NO THANKS ASSFACE. Just because I like FPS games doesn't mean I'm a SAP!!!!!! This ancient unused sandblasted trash bin still smells horrible. MOAR PUKING PLZ KOJIMA I DEMAND LOTS OF PUKING AND PISSING CHARACTERS IN MY GAME. The tranq gun doesn't need head shots to instantly put people to sleep anymore? You remove your current camo by shaking the sixaxis controller. Why would I want to ever remove my camo? I still don't get a soliton radar. Even this fucking gameplay demo can't go uninterrupted by a fucking cutscene of a lollerskating robot. OTAKON????????????! METAL GEAR???????! RIGHT, A METAL GEAR, <b>JUST LIKE REX</b> (shoot that fucking piece of shit) The "air support" are una-wing bird shapes. THE PMC HAVE ENGAGED THE MILITIA (PMC???????????!) The lollerskating robot isn't just an annoying distraction in a CUNTscene, it is also a totally useless gimmick in the playable game. Snake controls it with a fuckin dual shock sixaxis replica. Get the fuck out of here, Sony, you fucking douchebags. Snake can lie on his back to shoot. It's a neat new trick but why not just turn around and then go prone? That's what I always did. Grenade reticle stolen from Gears of War. Not really gay, I'm just saying that it's stolen because it is a good idea. Why does the P90 fire so slow? I AM NOW ALLIED WITH THE RAGHEADS, WHO COME OUT OF COWERING IN ABJECT TERROR TO THANK ME FOR SAVING THEIR PATHETIC ASSES SO THEY CAN RUN OFF TO THE NEXT HIDING POINT Snake has lower back pain, but too fucking bad because there's no way to fix that except to either stand straight up in a warzone or fucking crawl everywhere. That sucked in mgs's 1 2 and 3 and even with the new bellyflop and fucking ground hump backwards crawl moves, it still sucks. Fake sounding crowd noise.[/quote]