Forum Overview :: Crackdown :: I've figured it out! The goat's dick is exploding forward!

[quote name="Quentin Beck"]Onto the backs and asses of the sweaty leather men. The communist/satanist goat has beautiful broad shoulders. It is fucking cool. The legs of both men are on fire. The men are looking angrily at things, but have forgotten to shoot in the direction of those things. The more reasonable looking man on the right has pouches in his vest big enough only for nine vault batteries and matchboxes. The stormtrooper robot has them plum but is not shooting at them so should be considered a friend. The 9V batteries could be for him. The ape is in motion. He is smiling at an inappropriate moment and should be considered a threat. The matches are for him.[/quote]