Forum Overview :: A History of Co-Op Gaming :: I'm hurt and surprised at how little shit got stirred up in this piece.

[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Zseni"]...if you REALLY want me to, I'll come back and extrapolate.[/quote] Nah.[/quote] Seriously, when I checked in this AM I was trembling with a delicious anticipatory dread: <i>oh my heavenses, how many new assholes has Caltrops torn me in the night?</i> Like a southern belle mooning over some hoped-for molestation at the hands of her slaves, I was sure Caltrops would have the reddest little spanking in store for my saucy little self! Alas, <i>no</i>. I'll have to write an indefensibly racist doctoral thesis. Maybe then I'll find a team of big strong brains to whip-- w-whip me senseless![/quote]