Forum Overview :: Article Submissions :: Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold!

[quote name="Jhoh Cable o_O"][quote name="Zseni"]You probably said mean stuff :( BUT I WILL NEVER KNOW. The 4chan mods agree: your writing sucks. Your paragraphs need to be shorter. You're funniest in AIM logs right now, because they are short, with lots of broken up text. That suits you better than the epic poems you're currently writing. Or you can keep pulling this prima donna mrs. johnson act where you whine about HOW NOBODY UNDERSTANDS and MORE PRAISE PLZ. Caltrops will suffer from your fear of editors, but Caltrops knows that you don't love Caltrops as much as Caltrops loves you.[/quote] What.[/quote]