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	[quote name="Jhoh Cable o_O"]It is the early 1990s, AND YOU ARE THERE. Comic books have grown from things you read with colors and explosions and guys with giant muscles, now they are collectors items where you keep an eye out for comic books that premiere with a first issue, get every one of the 5 collectors covers, then vacuum seal them in a plastic case and put into a crate under your bed, never to be touched again presumably to this day. No one knows what has happened to all those preserved comics. And by that I mean I don't know. But hey that's not really what this is about. I just typed all that stuff out for no reason. What we are really talking about is the mid to late 90s, when music was just about to die with limp bizkit and korn being played on the radio and MTV without the intent of them being laughed at like Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson. Comic books were turning into borderline <a href="http://www.alisakiss.com">alisa's sexy non nude teasing fun</a> constant half naked girls with big fat fuckin tits that were filled with helium or something because nothing could stop them from sticking straight out and trying to fly up into the fuckin air. How all this started will never ever be known, ever. I think that Warrinis Ellinsis guy was involved or whoever did Gen 13. But none can say. However, for a few years, every comic was just a test of how many big fat fuckin titted chicks and perfectly defined asscracks in skintight outfits could be put into one comic while they attempt to get them as almost totally nude as possible. List o Comix: Gen 13 The Tenth Dorkchoyld (DORK THIDED THTUFF) Ecks Min That fuckin guy who drew Kkkaptunt America with big tits I dunno, someone who actually read comic books at the time is going to have remind me of comics, I didn't really read any, and all we bought was I think 2 issues of The Tenth just for that chick's fuckin ASS and legs that go up all the way you know what I'm sayin know what I mean.[/quote]