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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Jhoh Cable o_O"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]The faults with his review are mine, in this case.[/quote] Why, did you write the review? WOAAAAAAAOOO but seriously it was bad like his HL2 review. If ogrish had a video games review section I think it would fit there. For clapstro putting it up just makes it look like there are some occasional funny articles sometimes, and then other times there are fucking godawful gamefaqs type shit that is unreadable. AND THIS IS COMING FROM ME EVEN[/quote] Are your articles funny? I can't tell <i>because the paragraphs are upwards of three hundred words long.</i> For example: "According to sites that show the population of the various WOW servers, alliance outnumbers horde 2:1 on almost every server, 3:1 on a few, and then is 1:1 on I think one single server. Word around the player base is that the ratio is the same for blzrd (DEMOTED OF CAPS AND SOME OF ITS LETTERS) employees, so when a problem with horde factions, quests, or classes comes up, no one is able to find out about it because blzblz doesn't listen to anything that isn't presented from 50,000 night elves at the same time. After all night elves are such an amazing race, because you see they're like a normal elf, but............. wait for it.......... they have purple skin! It's more original than just a normal elf! We'll wait a couple years to make normal elves anyway and put them in on the horde side, even though those panda guys from Warcraft 3 might actually be a better idea for a new horde race AND YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKIN SEE THEM IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT THIS GAME IS FUCKIN RETARDED so blz gets complaints from an alliance player who has a Little Mermaid poster in his living room and whos fat and psychopathic wife will thrash him to within an inch of his life about what horde shamans hurt their feelings by vaporizing them with a quintuple windfury crit sending them into a screaming fit to nerf shamans they're imba op and they interrupted them while they were watching Ow My Balls AND THAT IS NOT OKAY, and bliard makes it so there's no such thing as windfury proc crit whatevers anymore AND they add a secret (not even mentioned in the tooltip or the patch notes) cooldown on the windfury effect, no matter how unlikely it was in the game, and then on the flipside when the horde shaman asks for something reasonable and necessary like the range of their totems increased from practically nothing to nothing and a half, blzridd stops reading the shaman boards (horde plays shaman, night elves don't). " ...339 words. I can't do it. That's too fuckin long. It doesn't matter how funny you are in little doses, nothing is still funny at this fantastic Germanic lengths. So if we're posting Worm articles and Creex articles, I guess the average passer-by will assume that Caltrops is a place for funny articles... funny-<i>lookin</i> articles. [/quote]