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[quote name="Helpful Monkey"]<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Model_in_stringent_hogtie.jpg"> I don't like bondage. I think it's because I find the knots intimidating. I have enough trouble unhooking a bra, what am I supposed to do with this pointlessly complex apparatus? <img src="http://www.gm-erotik-shop.de/images/L3085.jpg"> I don't understand latex. Sure, there could be a girl in there. Or there could be a 4000 year-old Egyptian mummy. It's a mystery, and I guess that's part of the appeal. Have you ever struggled to open a condom during sex? I imagine trying to get the vagina out of a suit like this could prove equally frustrating. <img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20060112061701/http://www.spectator.net/1189/images/1189_bukkake_01.jpg"> Finding the girl in a gangbang is like the world's worst Where's Waldo. There she is! Wait, no, that's just a guy with a pony tail. If you need this many dicks in your porn, maybe it's time to stop pretending you even care if there's a token set of lady parts in there too.[/quote]