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[quote name="Frontgate "]<a href="http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?itemType=CATEGORY&itemID=137&path=1%2C2%2C137">I am not a furniture catalog</a>. Oh, I have furniture inside me. As much as a third of my pages are sometimes devoted to hilariously overpriced furniture. Furniture, though, doesn't define me! I am also good for buying gourmet knives and shampoo dispensers. Turkish robes and handy insect vacuums, I devote more than half my summer catalog to ten thousand dollar outdoor kitchens and decorative swimming pool appliques. I am a terrific place to buy a bread maker or juicer! Please stopping calling me a furniture catalog. I am so much more! You stupid cocksucker. Creexul is right. You are, as ever, wromg.[/quote]