Caltrops - Flightmare





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Zseni"]I don't think you understand. My entire family is now genuinely racist: we fucking hate Viets. I mean we seriously just fucking hate Viets, because every V we've ever met has been like a black hole of awfulness. CVB was just the straw that broke our good liberal compassionate pansyfuck backs. (The best part: Chinese people will talk to you ALL DAY LONG about how debased and vermin-like Viets are. The second best part: Rambo 2 becomes fabulous quality cinema.) And now you want to sign up for a chunk of that hate? Listen, some guys may call it babysitting, but, unless they're Viets, they actually do love their children. Crazy Viet Boss loved exactly two things: bitching and manipulation. She called it babysitting not because she had a charming Bertie-Wooster-esque bumbling casualness about her - she called it babysitting because she's a loveless reptile.[/quote] Coming to America through a trans-pacific flight spent hanging from the leg of a helicopter will make anyone cranky.[/quote]