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[quote name="blah blah blah"]'Cuz you don't have the freakin' <i>energy,</i> man. You're waaaay too busy, what with your heavy workload that consists of checking out Apple's latest product release, condemning Tom Chick, and browsing youtube for llama porn. Hell, couple that with the quality time you've promised to spend with your certified, previously owned RealDoll, and there's hardly any time left in the day for just sitting and contemplating your own superiority while masturbating to that Photoshop of a nude Pelosi handing you a Grammy Award for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance while Justin Timberlake seethes in impotent fury in the background. And hey, y'know, I wouldn't want to take that away from you.[/quote]