Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Full Disclosure"]Session Start (Verbal Keno:ToutSuite): Thu Oct 26 15:00:14 2006 [15:00] ToutSuite: I work for Sony [15:00] ToutSuite: I could take all the heat off of you on Qt3 [15:00] ToutSuite: but I'm not going to! Session Start (Verbal Keno:ToutSuite): Sat Oct 28 03:35:40 2006 [03:35] ToutSuite: well I got banned from Qt3 :( [03:35] ToutSuite: and someone started an entire poll asking if I was a troll or not! [03:35] ToutSuite: (after I got banned) [03:36] Verbal Keno: really? [03:36] ToutSuite: yeah [03:36] Verbal Keno: I haven't seen it [03:37] ToutSuite: it's in Everything Else [03:37] ToutSuite: about NoWayJose (me) [03:37] Verbal Keno: ahh [03:37] ToutSuite: OH WELL [03:37] ToutSuite: that's the second time I've been banned [03:37] Verbal Keno: it's not the worst thing in the world [03:37] ToutSuite: I guess I should take the hint? [03:37] Verbal Keno: I don't know why I bother myself, sometimes. [03:38] ToutSuite: um because it's your job? [03:38] ToutSuite: as a viral marketer [03:38] Verbal Keno: yes, har har. [03:38] ToutSuite: you get paid $100,000 year to convince 30 people on Qt3 that Sony isn't so bad [03:38] Verbal Keno: right [03:39] ToutSuite: good gig! [03:39] ToutSuite: the funny thing is, I actually DO work for Sony [03:39] ToutSuite: and they never accused me of that [03:39] Verbal Keno: I'm sure you do [03:39] Verbal Keno: congrats on that [03:39] Verbal Keno: I hear they suck to work for [03:39] ToutSuite: I like it [03:40] ToutSuite: I work on great games and get paid for it [03:40] ToutSuite: what's not to like? [03:40] Verbal Keno: A couple of guys I know are in the corp offices there [03:40] ToutSuite: psh, corporate [03:40] Verbal Keno: the only thing I like is they have that employee store where you can buy a nice TV at 40% discount [03:40] Verbal Keno: that's 40% OFF discount. [03:41] Verbal Keno: I'm at work right now myself [03:42] ToutSuite: yes, I know about the discount [03:42] ToutSuite: I work there, remember? [03:43] Verbal Keno: so you say... [03:43] ToutSuite: haha [03:43] ToutSuite: the funny thing is I'M a viral marketer for them [03:43] Verbal Keno: but why would someone who makes games for Sony possibly have any interest in talking with me? [03:44] ToutSuite: because I always thought it was funny that people read "K0NY" and screamed "VIRAL MARKETING" [03:45] Verbal Keno: Yes, the delight of your own personal inside joke full of irony [03:45] ToutSuite: yes [03:45] Verbal Keno: did you share it with anyone? [03:45] ToutSuite: yes [03:45] Verbal Keno: besides me [03:46] ToutSuite: believe it or not, there are lots of people out there making fun of Qt3 [03:46] Verbal Keno: I can believe it [03:46] ToutSuite: when you become a member of Qt3 and do it, they ban you [03:46] ToutSuite: then you make fun of that [03:46] Verbal Keno: Yeah, there's a lot of hypocrisy. [03:47] Verbal Keno: I've been warned by Tom to not be disruptive or attack people. [03:47] ToutSuite: yes, stop that [03:47] Verbal Keno: Yet every time I post venom it is a counter-attack. [03:48] ToutSuite: (Link: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=57261)http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=57261 [03:48] Verbal Keno: It's doubtful that the folks who attack me are getting similar warnings. [03:48] Verbal Keno: I'm not going to read caltrops. [03:48] ToutSuite: I WON'T CLICK ON THAT!!! [03:48] ToutSuite: YOU CAN'T TRICK ME [03:48] ToutSuite: >:[ [03:49] Verbal Keno: It seems like a sad little place. [03:49] ToutSuite: it's not a happy big place like Qt3 B) [03:49] Verbal Keno: I'm not making a comparison. [03:49] ToutSuite: I'll be posting this AIM log there, though! [03:49] ToutSuite: don't you want to be famous? [03:50] Verbal Keno: I have had my chance countless times and opted out. [03:50] ToutSuite: can you say something a little more outrageous? [03:50] Verbal Keno: I'd like to go on the record as saying I don't want my IMs posted anywhere. You do not have my permission. [03:50] ToutSuite: I don't think I need it :( [03:51] Verbal Keno: You may not, but I'd like you to know that I expressly don't want you to do it. [03:51] ToutSuite: You should get in touch with the Troll Police. They're equipped to handle situations like this [03:52] Verbal Keno: I had one with green fuzzy hair sitting on the eraser of my pencil once. [03:52] Verbal Keno: It didn't bother me much. [03:52] ToutSuite: you can find them here: (Link: http://animehistory.comicgenesis.com/)http://animehistory.comicgenesis.com/ [03:52] Verbal Keno: I don't like clicking on links provided by viral marketers. [03:53] ToutSuite: I can't make you! [03:53] Verbal Keno: It makes me feel like I'm playing into their cunning trap. [03:53] ToutSuite: you're denying yourself some laffs [03:53] Verbal Keno: There's a mirror near by. I assure you, I can get laughs any time I like. [03:54] Verbal Keno: Nearby is supposed to be one word, isn't it? [03:54] ToutSuite: what if I change your handle in the AIM log to "Verbal Keno" - it LOOKS similar, but I switched the E's from your first name and last name [03:54] Verbal Keno: Anagrams are a funny thing. [03:54] ToutSuite: I already decided on Kernal Vebo [03:55] Verbal Keno: Bevo sounds cooler than Vebo [03:55] ToutSuite: too bad [03:55] Verbal Keno: but if you jumbled the letter enough, you might stumble upon my secret identity. [03:56] ToutSuite: the AIM log will be funnier as Colonel Veebo [03:56] Verbal Keno: Then I'd have to disappear. [03:56] ToutSuite: it'll make you look like some Star Wars nerd [03:56] Verbal Keno: Why would anyone on a site where I don't post have any interest in reading this? [03:57] ToutSuite: who else do we have to make fun of? [03:57] ToutSuite: we've made fun of each other to death [03:58] Verbal Keno: What fun is there in making fun of a stranger? [03:58] Verbal Keno: I guess that's redundant. [03:58] ToutSuite: you'd be surprise [03:58] ToutSuite: d [03:58] Verbal Keno: Well, I hate you all for singling me out. [03:59] Verbal Keno: I'm about to cry at this very moment. [03:59] Verbal Keno: Just contemplating the evil nature of your ribbing is incredibly upsetting. [03:59] ToutSuite: tha'ts what we're hoping for [03:59] ToutSuite: I know [04:00] Verbal Keno: So I don't think this relationship is going anywhere. [04:00] Verbal Keno: I think we should IM other people. [04:00] Verbal Keno: After all, what we have here is built on lies. [04:00] ToutSuite: but I was hoping you'd give me a Cleveland Steamer [04:01] ToutSuite: whatever that means [04:01] ToutSuite: Anyway, I have enough to post now, thanks [04:01] Verbal Keno: I mean that you don't work for Sony. [04:01] ToutSuite: NO!!!!!! [04:01] ToutSuite: >:O [04:02] Verbal Keno: Did it hurt you when they called you a troll? [04:02] ToutSuite: it was a compliment :) [04:02] ToutSuite: so YES [04:03] Verbal Keno: If trolls had computers, do you suppose they would be as mean as they are in fairy tales? [04:03] ToutSuite: I can't use that in the AIM log :( [04:03] Verbal Keno: excellent. [04:03] ToutSuite: it's too stupid, no one will believe anyone actually said it ~_~ [04:04] Verbal Keno: that's sort of what I'm going for. [04:04] ToutSuite: but I have enough [04:04] Verbal Keno: if you had enough, you wouldn't need me. [04:04] ToutSuite: I don't... anymore [04:04] ToutSuite: O___________O [04:04] Verbal Keno: So you say... I dislike being misrepresented almost as much as I dislike having my IM posted without my consent.[/quote]