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[quote name="Creexul :("]<font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:22:13 PM): I have to stop to read this Portal preview on 1up anyway. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:22:22 PM): 1up, the site for people who don't know anything about PC games. <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:22:30 PM): what the hell is 1up <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:22:47 PM): Jso noticed one of the comments on this article is from someone who's like OH I SHOULD <b>PICK UP</b> A PC AND TRY PLAYING THIS PERHAPS BECAUSE I LOVE PUZZLE GAMES AND THE PC NEEDS MORE PUZZLE GAMES <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:22:57 PM): haha <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:23:01 PM): All I really know about 1up is that toastyfrog writes reviews for it. :( <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:23:09 PM): anyone know a good PC for puzzles? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:23:10 PM): It's like gamespot, but with toastyfrog. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:23:14 PM): Hahaha. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:23:22 PM): Doesn't the PC have thousands of puzzle games already? ~_~ <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:23:32 PM): its like in early ideas of computers from the 80s <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:23:37 PM): a dell puzzle-o-matic <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:23:43 PM): Puzzle games were invented on PCs and that's where ALL the puzzle games are. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:24:05 PM): But the only puzzle games they even know about are probably fuckin queer shit like Ikaruga and other gook fucking slanty eyed muthafuckin shit. <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:24:18 PM): :) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:24:22 PM): I might need to start pc gaming Author: djann19 wow this is prety original. I'm a huge fan of puzzle games, and this looks right up my alley... <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:25:26 PM): Yeah the last puzzle game they played was probably Rez with the vibrator up their ass while watching Tenchi. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:25:37 PM): Or Naruto. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:25:41 PM): That's a little more current. ~_~ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:25:55 PM): Or watching One Piece while complaining about how the American censors RUINED it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:26:24 PM): They leave in scenes of girls urinating all over themselves, but when it comes to people getting punched so hard that all their bones break and turn into bloody mush, they cut it out. <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font> (9:26:33 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:26:35 PM): RRRRG CENSORING PURE HOLY JAPAN <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (9:27:43 PM): Also I wonder how many of these people who are like OH PERHAPS I SHOULD TRY BECOMING INTERESTED IN PC.GAMECOMPUTING are going to fucking projectile vomit so hard that it flips their keyboards for them because this game is in <b>first person ooooooooo</b>.[/quote]