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	[quote name="Flavio "]Your star trek post sucked. There, that's what this whole thing is about, isn't it? If you can't tell the difference between you, BDR, and Something Awful's writing compared to Seanbaby's, which is a mistake only a <i>robot</i> or an <i>emotional vampire</i> would make, then your sense of humor is beyond broken. Here is android Brent Spiner playing you, trying to comprehend differences in humor using 0's and 1's [quote name="Uwe Boll Alone in the Dark DVD commentary tracks"]To be honest, about Alone in the Dark theatrical release results I'm very very disappointed, and especially because the audience saw Darkness, then White Noise, then Hide and Seek, and then Boogeyman and these are all not really great movies but every of that movies made money and all that movies are basically the same. It is the same setups, the same trailers, it's all in a secret house, or you look in your closet, you look under your bed and you're scared because something could be behind your shower and it's all the same stuff what is working over and over again in the advertising and then every weekend the people are walking in the same movie.[/quote] <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/35/Data2.jpg/300px-Data2.jpg"> [quote]And the whole ending was my idea, because in the script it was the last big creatures coming up, we have the big end fight and everybody, and then the big creature got killed. And I think I would be better off if I would made this ending to be honest for the dumb audience that like this kind of stuff. And I choosed another ending with the empty streets and a more poetic ending. More a David Lynch ending basically what I thought.[/quote] <img src="http://img.stern.de/_content/51/06/510692/robot8_311.284046692607.jpg"> [quote]So I went that other route with the ending, and I got punished for it, and damaged, on IMDB and on wherever people are telling other people that Alone in the Dark is a worse movie as Alien vs. Predator or whatever, and so good luck with Hide and Seek part 2 or all that other masterpieces compared to Uwe Boll's movies.[/quote] <img src="http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/thumb/250/250/data_laugh.old.jpg"> [/quote]