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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Ray of Light"][quote name="whydirt"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Mysterio"]I bet Zseni shuddered up AND down when I put children in quotes. She's probably hoping it's the only exercise she'll get today. Well, treat yourself to another biscuit, tubs, because I've posted a <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=5428">cracker</a> that should go down a fucking treat with the lads.[/quote] God I wish you fucking clowns would stop writing fanfiction about me. [/quote][/quote] To which <i>I</i> responded: "In what universe is a collection of tales about one (1) penis and zero (0) vaginas about YOU? Unless you identify with such characters as Nicole Kidman and the young child with a holiday ornament for a head?" I'm implying that my beatoff story is as much about her as Mysterio's stories are, sure, and <b>I stand behind that comment 100%</b>. There was some ambiguity, anyway, what with Zseni's use of the plural "fucking clowns," and it's a lot less of a stretch to imagine that she considers me a fucking clown than it is to think that a guy jerking it to a Christmas bauble is really thinking about <i>herherher</i>. Ray! [/quote] I can't believe anyone as stupid as you can also be as viscerally revolting, yet somehow you pull it off (over and over again and then telling everyone about it.) Here is the fanfiction to which I was referring: "I bet Zseni shuddered up AND down when I put children in quotes. She's probably hoping it's the only exercise she'll get today." You'll note that it's about me. My cunning, subtle, leaving-you-with-your-intelligence-uninsulted gambit to imply that my post about you had as much to do with you as Mysterio's post about me had to do with me went so far over your head that Palestine considered it a missile launch, and your failure to get it has now ruined the fragile peace along the Gaza Strip. Thanks for nothing, you fucking quasimodo pigfucker.[/quote]