Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :(

[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Souffle of Pain"][quote]Perhaps that's because only people from stupid countries would need to consult a webpage for how or why to consume softdrink.[/quote] As opposed to stupid people from worthless countries who had no idea what corn syrup or a fountain dispenser was a week ago?[/quote] I don't know much about corn syrup, besides it sounding terrible, because we don't have or need it in NZ. I also don't know much about scurvy, nuclear power, Mexicans, and homeless people. We use sugar. That's not something I thought I'd ever be proud of, but embarrassingly, first world countries exist where sugar's a pretty big deal, and I'm snobby enough to hold it against them. Be the bigger man and shut up about it, you malnourished terrorist bastard. [/quote]