Caltrops - Big Brain Academy





	[quote name="Zsenicorpse"][quote name="Ray of Light"] <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: fuck, trying to talk to Zseni is like a trip to the dentist, except without anesthetic or health care. <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: I had this cool idea for a collaborative thing, but I couldn't get a description in edgewise amongst all the hate <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: oh hey, she posted about it <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: so I won't need to relate the experience <font color=pink>INC</font>: yeah, she loves showing that people still talk to her [/quote] No, no! You've got it all wrong. What I love is straight manly men who need their <i>fucking hands held</i>. You know how you can tell? Because they keep fucking talking to me! [09:56] Ray Comma Light: say, do you remember Cabaret Voltron and that non-caltrops forum site you built? [11:52] Ray Comma Light: I hadn't seen your post when I typed that. Boy, you really stuck it to me! [11:54] Ray Comma Light: Choson is cheering for you. Remember this? http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=49432 [11:54] Ray Comma Light: in his basement, there's a giant whiteboard that reads "Ray: 1 \| Womankind: 1" [11:55] Ray Comma Light: and, beside that, a mason jar full of tears [11:56] Zsenijeim: The more you talk about anything but your precious fucking idea, the less I'm inclined to listen. Get your fucking hat in your fucking hand if that's what it takes, because you flirt like a faggot and you can't hope to keep anyone interested with the way you're blabbering on now. [11:57] Ray Comma Light: The idea comes in October, remember? Between now and then, I'm going to try and coach you into the right frame of mind. [11:57] Ray Comma Light: Because, as you know, an idea is a fragile thing. [11:57] Zsenijeim: Bye. [11:58] Ray Comma Light: OHNOS [11:58] Ray Comma Light: are you an idea-hater? Because that's what you're acting like [12:05] Ray Comma Light: Already, you've put me in a spot where I can't reveal it without simultaneously rewarding your bad behaviour. You've delayed things by months, but I am resolved to stay positive in the face of this setback. [12:06] Ray Comma Light: The best thing to do here would be to talk to me, so that my mood can become your mood. I sense that you're afraid of that, but rest assured: I'm in a pretty good mood. [12:30] Ray Comma Light: so, anyway, as a show of good faith, I'd like you to think of something nice to say about me and have it ready for the next time we talk. I will do the same. So this isn't really worth doing a big fancy write-up about, but here's the drift: Ray has a pearl of priceless wisdom to impart to me <i>as soon as I start acting like a proper young lady.</i> He is leaking serious Nine And A Half Weeks: Passive Aggressive Version (starring Andy Dick) vibes here and it positively makes my skin crawl. And then he's all like, "But why don't you like me, baby? I mean, specifically." and INC is all "she's just JEALOUS, that CRRRRRAZY B<b>ITCH</b>. clawing at screen" It's cool, INC. Everything's cool, brother. Every time your man starts talking to me behind your back, I'll post it right here. No secrets, straight up. I don't want to start any trouble with you and yours.[/quote]